~ "I wish I was growing up instead of out." Lisa R.
~ "Bovine growth hormones worked for me, or is that hooked on phonics worked for me?" Marty
~ "Now I see why the other kids want me to play hide and seek and hopscotch." Chef Rick
~ "I am the next Pamela Anderson -- Its true!!" David W.
~ "Hey, everyone! Let's go fishing after breakfast! The last one, to pickup the fishing pole, is a Bullhead!" Jimmy the Cook
~ "Dolly, eat your heart out!!!" Brian F.
~ "Is it live or is it Memorex?" Kid Joe
~ "What the...?" Phil McCracken
"See What I Got For My Birthday"