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April 2001 Crazy Captions
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~"Oh No!!! Firestone stilts" Ben L. ~"I just don't think these high rise apartments are all they are cracked up to be..." Ben L. ~"Well I got my spot. Where are you hunting, dad?" Josh B. ~"Let them try and hijack us now!" Stephanie B. ~"Ford's answer to the lunar module!" Glen B. ~"Bejing flight 1oh9'er this is Saddam,you are clear to land on runway 1/2" Ben L. ~You might be a redneck if........" Dave M. ~"Around here we don't waste anything, the motor is on my boat, the tires are on my 4 wheeler and me and the wife and youngens turned the bed and topper into a studio apartment." Dave M. ~"Honey, we better take it down soon. Billy Bob's gettin' jealous." Nicole S.
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~"Aliens return abducted redneck love shack." Mike K. ~"Darling, do you remember the present you bought me last year? Happy anniversary honey." D.J.M. ~"'Treestand hunting', N.Y. City Style." Shane M. ~"I told you Captain that we shouldn't have exceeded Warp Factor 5" George R. ~"Just like the good old days. When we gonna drive to the next spot, cousin?" Rick L. ~ "Beam me up Scotty" Ben L. ~"Poacher mobile" Glenn ~"I've heard of a pick-up truck but this is ridiculous!!!!" George R. ~"Luckily we locked the doors or they'd have taken them as well!!!!" George R.
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~"Iraqi Air Force flight simulator." Mark H. ~"When my portable stand broke down---I turned her in to a permanent one..." Captain Dumas W. ~"Honey, I bought a new truck and it was a sky high deal, half off!" Ree Ree ~"I told ya Jim Bob if you're gonna hunt out of that truck you shoulda got the tinted windows." KTS ~"Only twelve more payments and it's all mine!" KTS ~"Man! I have got to get me one of those!" John L. ~"Last time I leave the truck parked in this neighborhood!" May L. ~"ya shoulda thought of that before we left!" Ben L. ~"Junior! That's the last time you get to use the truck!" Bob Peters ~"Oh man!What a night! Where did I park my truck?" Rocko
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