January 2003 Crazy Caption Photo

"I Hope The Mind Doesn't Start Blowing."

~ "Man I really got to pee!" Dysphora
~ "I sure hope Mr. Worm comes up soon, cause if he don't ... well I just don't know what I'll do if I have to eat my other leg!!" Rob H.
~ "What the hell are you looking at? You never seen a bird before?" Ross
~ "Man, this crap is for the birds!!" Amy B.
~ "You said that hot sauce made your eyes water...look what it did to me!" Deb F.
~ "My name is I-Lean could you direct me to the
nearest IHOP?" Jerry T.
~ "I knew, I shouldn't have swallowed that rock!" Diane T.

~ "Microsoft's new mascot for "stand alone" software." Tom H.
~ "Ever do the Alligator Hokey Pokey? "Ya put yer left leg in, ya put yer left leg out, ya put yer left leg in and you shake it all ab... * GAWK!!! ARRRGHHHH!!!!" Ben L.
~ "...and now for a demonstration of bird yoga here is...." Mary Jane N.
~ "Hey, it could be worse, at least I've still got two wings"! Fred Flintstone
~ "The Sales Manual says "once you get your foot in the door you have it made".... yeah, right!!!" Ben L.
~ "Life's a beach, and then you die." Russel K.
~ "Shut the hell up! Can't anyone get some shut eye around here. grrrrrr... James C.

"I Hope the Wind Doesn't Start Blowing"

~ "Gee, that's the last time I mix that much beer and sauerkraut!" Frank G.
~ "I'm going to have my work cut out for me later at the ass kicking contest." Pookie
~ "...and in this corner weighing in at one pound two ounces....the reigning hopscotch champion of the beach, Hoppy (Bubba) Neuyer!" May L.
~ "My name? My friends call me Lucky." Fred B.
~ "Move along, nothing to see here!" Elisha G.
~ "And now my impersonation of a flamingo." Rocky
~ "Damn that Colonel Sanders!" Phil McCracken