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November 2007 Crazy Captions
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~ "I told him I was going to recycle those cans, next thing I know he's gone and eaten two more! I was gonna' buy my Mom a Christmas present with that four bucks! It was gonna be nice this year! Guess I could still make her a hood ornament!" Kelly ~ "Well, he was angling quartering away from me at 150 yards when I took my shot. He stopped right where he stood. When I walked up I saw I had shot him in the testicles. He didn't go down, he just kind of froze there with that look on his face." David F.
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~ "Well, he was angling quartering away from me at 150 yards when I took my shot. He stopped right where he stood. When I walked up I saw I had shot him in the testicles. He didn't go down, he just kind of froze there with that look on his face." David F. ~ "Hey, do I have something in my teeth?Baaaaaa!" Lindsey M. ~ "Are they related? said the cameraman." John M. ~ "Hey move out of the way so I can drive this baby loser. It's left for brake, right for gas, and out to the pasture to mingle with my babbbes." Carolyn ~ "Which one caught which?" Hailey ~ "I used to like cows but it took too long to go around to kiss them." Clayton E.
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~ "Look mom. No cavities" May L. ~ "Well, I told you I was growing a goatee." Ben L. ~ "Billy-Bob wasn't kidding when he said he had gotten Ralph's goat." Dave T. ~ "Got Milk?" Jennifer V. ~ "Local teen hunter finds an adoring date for the prom." Stacy ~ "Hey Dad, I said I wanted a "Totegote" not, well...this!" DWT ~ "Straight from Vegas for your entertainment, it's the 'Jeff and Chompy Show'." Rocko ~ "You can hardly see his lips move." Edgar M.
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~ "Virgil and Billy the Goat before their first Driver's ED course! Billy is very excited!" Miley ~ "Honest Mizz Wilson, my goat ate my homework." Ben L. ~ "The contestants pose for a picture and autographs before the start of the annual 'Head Butting Contest'." May L. ~ "The Dummy as The Goat and Virgil in 'The Ventriloquist Act' is billed as the hottest act seen on The David Letterman Show!" Bubba Smith ~ "Not Baaaaaaadddd." Phil McCracken ~ "It's hard to tell which one is the dummy in this act." Carly M.
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